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The Supreme Martial King Shocking All Realms
by Ye Yunduan
He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he …
The Full-Leveled Healer Transmigrates to a Real and Fake Rich Daughter Story
by Sky Cold
# DECEPTION # FAMILYDISPUTE # DIVINE HEALERGu Yanfei was reborn. In her last life, it was only after her death that she realized she was the real daughter in a story about a real and a fake rich daughter. She was supposed to be the daughter of a nobleman, but someone switched her with another child at birth and left her leading a wretched life — a cannon fodder from start to finish. The female lead was the fake rich daughter, but she was also blessed with good fortune and the affection of the Gu…
After Reincarnation, The Omnipotent Ancestor Reaches The Top
by Lu Tianshu
A hundred-year-old ghost who had been haunting the world had become the real daughter of the Stephens family who had some mental problems. As soon as she returned to her family from the village, her fiancé immediately came to break off the engagement and chose her cousin instead.Even his cousin who was adopted to be her parents’ son had also mocked her, “I’m sorry that I have taken your place. In the Stephens family, anyone that cannot contribute will be discarded.”Just when all the other rich f…
Transmigrated As the Fake Heiress
by Nalanxian
The aristocratic Lu family has produced a joke, a beautiful one, but a joke nonetheless. The daughter they have been rearing all this while turns out to be an imposter! With the real heiress returning to take her rightful place, everyone is eager to know the outcome of the imposter...Will she be able to survive in poverty after living a life of riches?Having just transmigrated, Huo Yao imagines that this experience will be pretty interesting. However, imagination and reality are always so differ…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Dragon Martial Sovereign
by Jiutangjia
[2018 hottest fantasy serial] He is the number one genius, betrayed and murdered by the woman he loved most on his wedding night, reincarnated into a bullied and ridiculed wastrel young man.Wastrel? Genius? What a joke, who dares to call themselves a genius in front of me, Lin Fan, in the Nine Heavens and Ten Realms!Blocked meridians, born unable to awaken martial soul? I have a universal imaging system, able to imprint any martial arts techniques just by watching and become self-taught!
Binding System
by Shooting_Star
Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms."What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world?What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures?What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses?Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father.When he tho…
The Best Director
by Wallee The Robot
Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle w…
Age of Summoner
by MASALAN
Only one card would change his life forever!In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low.However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht!Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain th…
The Tycoon Has A Secret Crush On Me
by Dyed Pages
Under everyone's gaze, her pregnant sister came to force a marriage, making her the butt of the joke, after being cheated on.When she was at her wit's end, she met him —— Jun Mochan, the business tycoon.He said: "Marry me, I won't betray you."In order to shut off the wagging tongues and avoid becoming a bargaining chip in a family alliance,She said: "Okay"But, wasn't it agreed that it would be a fake marriage?He loves her deeply. The whole world knows it, only she doesn't.
She Asks for a Divorce Again
by Tushan Shui Shui
In a one-sided marriage that lasted several years, Shen Heyu made herself the butt of a joke.On the day of the divorce at the civil affairs bureau, Pei Yansi scorned her coldly: 'Shen Heyu, I'll wait for you to come back and beg me!'But once she disappeared for good, the man regretted it.He pursued her relentlessly, entangled her day and night, even kneeling before her begging to get back together.Shen Heyu was somewhat speechless, 'Pei Yansi, can't you act like a human?'Pei Yansi's lips curved …
Chameleon: My True Face
by Piokilek
The prodigy of mercenary world, the youngest officer in Seven Stars Special Forces.Betrayed by his partners, people he considered friends. Sentenced for murder he didn't commit.Placed in a high-security prison. Jokes on them.In the first day, he acquired an ability, able to change his body at will. In the second day, he met the love of his life, taking her with him on the path to get revenge.Join Li Wuxing as he claims what's rightfully his. .....................................Support me on Pat…
Haven Online
by Momocatt
Yin Xinya’s death was such a cosmic joke that he got a second chance to do it again.In the past, his life and death were a tragic mess, but he swears this time everything will change. Watch as Xinya becomes the most coveted person in Haven Online.[Why are you learning cooking? It's a waste of skill points.][Your learning potions?! Are you daft? There's no point in doing that.][Why did you pick that trash class? You will never make it in this game.]Xinya ignored everyone. With a knowing smile, he…
NTR Rogue in the Apocalypse
by Anaesthetic_Dawn
An alien spaceship invaded and unleashed terrifying monsters on Earth. The enigmatic invaders gave humans a chance to fight back with a system and classes, but John is stuck with the NTR Rogue class. Now John's only way of getting stronger is by completing tasks related to stealing other men's women. John's life had been a cruel joke, and this new apocalyptic world might just be what he needed.----This is a "netori" story where John, the main character, steals women from others. There is no NTR …
Rebirth Of The Heiress
by ScarlettGirl
Regret.Penelope was full of regret. Her previous life was nothing but a joke and it ended with her being abandoned by everyone she loved and holds dear, and getting killed. When she is given a chance to rewrite her story, reborn before the misfortunes take place, she must make sure she stops being the sheltered daughter of her parents and devoted wife to her husband. Now she must live for herself. She has to be strong and fierce, and get revenge on those who wronged her.
This Japanese Monogatari Isn't Lame
by Peaceful Wind Meets Moon
Bai Fan was a Chinese medical university student who woke up as a Japanese high school student named Kitagawa Tera about half a month ago.It was just like a typical starting point in a novel. He re-experienced life as a high school student in his twenties. Youthful, energetic girls, and colorful love comedies…That should have been the original plot…However, heaven was obviously playing a joke on Bai Fan as he had not inherited any memories of the original Kitagawa Tera.Follow the level-headed a…
Rhyming Poems
by 09GreekFreak
These are some poems, or rhymes, that I have written in my free time. I hope you enjoy.
Ex-husband seeks remarriage？I'm not cooperating!
by Bago_Bago_5587
In a marriage of convenience, Nathan, after a night of drinking, has an affair with Ava, leading to her ectopic pregnancy. Before the surgery, Ava calls Nathan, who is preoccupied with his mistress and neglects Ava, even going as far as to accuse her of having an affair and carrying another man's child after the surgery...As their one-year contractual marriage comes to an end, Nathan realizes his feelings for Ava. But Ava is not willing to play along anymore!Excerpt："I am Nathan Ford's girlfrien…
Absolute Choice
by Pear Lands In The Autumn Spring
A world filled with heroes with superpowers. A world attacked by calamity fiends. A modern world filled with wonders and dangers.Shi Xiaobai, a child from normal Earth, walked into such a world, proclaiming to be its king. But at the first signs of danger, he is forced to make a choice, one which he cannot refuse for time would repeat, making him face the choice again.He is not humble nor is he modest, but neither is he delusional. Yet, the Absolute Choice seems to make fun of him. Will the joke…
Sword in Stone
by CalyB
Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke u…